What a lame week....

So, BIG NEWS!! Well, it's big news to me anyway. I finally got my hands on the Urban Decay Naked palette!! I've been trying to get this damn thing for months and months, but it's been sold out everywhere. It's amazing! I have found that some of the colors have a delayed glitter fallout, which makes it look like a stripper sneezed on me. It's fine though; Leah likes it. She says every time she looks at me it's like looking at a disco ball. Cool! I also bought some Benefit Highbeam highlighter. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, but it has potential. Next purchase on the list is the Urban Decay 15th Anniversary Eyeliner Pencils. They will be mine!




News Article/Current Event -

• Is there anything else we can censor for you? - For some reason this article just really pissed me off! You can't go back and edit history to make it more "politically correct". You just can't!!
• God, I hate people! - Humans are just going to continue to kill off our planet; little by little. And here's yet another.
• Some people need jobs. Or at least better hobbies. - Creepy, but still pretty cool.
• danhatesspam.com - This guy is my hero. And he's also clogging up the legal system. But, still my hero.

Current Obsession -  Nacho Doritos. Mario brought home a giant Costco sized bag of them and they're tormenting me. They're just out in the kitchen, sitting in their crunchy little bag, just calling out to me to nibble their tasty little corners. BUT NO!! I cannot.

What I'm Looking Forward to in the Week Ahead - 

We have a BIG weekend planned, but I am currently not at liberty to discuss it. Pictures will be posted next week. Well, the clean ones will be posted. I'm sure they'll be far and few between though. Stay tuned!

Weight Update - I weighed in last Friday and was offically down 44lbs, but yesterday I ate 22 points worth of chocolate cake and caramel ice cream for Amy's birthday. I'm guessing my weigh in this Friday is not going to go so well. Time to get my big butt back on the treadmill! On the upside, when we went snow tubing last weekend I hiked up the hill all six times. Last year I made it up once and literally almost died. What a difference 44lbs makes!

Neato Quote of the Week - The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Texts From Last Night "Text of the Week" -

(603) I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night, but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important.

And Finally, My Gripe - Wow. Self absorbed people from high school are this week's gripe! As you all know, friends find it fun to get their scanners out, scan in embarrassing pictures from junior high and post them on Facebook. We've all been there. I know; I've been tagged in plenty. Do I care if other people see them? No, because that's who I was and what I looked like. I find it pretty hysterical really!

Just tonight one of my friends posted a picture of me and two of my other friends from what appears to be our 6th grade Canada trip. It's unflattering, involves hypercolor t-shirts and wave bangs - it's amazing basically. Well, just minutes after it was posted, I get a frantic Facebook message from one of the other girls in the photo. She was appalled that anyone would post such a horrific picture of her and was in a genuine panic over who might have seen it. We went back and forth for a while (I was trying to be nice. FAIL!) until I finally told her to get over herself and grow up. I'm such a peach. AND I'm pretty sure I'm getting un-friended. I may not survive.